I had just given Nikki the intern forms to fill
out, I had made a copy of her driver’s license and social security
card, and I had begun training her on what would eventually be her
shift on the board. Nikki was still in college and majoring in
communications at the local university. She seemed very intelligent
and she even impressed me a couple of times with how easily she was
able to count by 60 rather than 100 (a very useful technique for us
radio people - despite the fact that it really screws up our
checkbooks).
“It’s amazing how quickly she’s learning,” I
thought to myself. “I must be an awesome radio manager!” I was soon
to discover that my lack of humility was unwarranted. We were four
hours into her training when Nikki asked me, “You’ve mentioned
several times that I should cue up my next program… what exactly do
you mean by cue?”
“What do I mean by cue?” I asked. “What do I MEAN
by cue?!?!? I MEAN you should CUE up your PROGRAM!”
Actually, I only asked “What do I mean by cue?”
only once, and I said it very politely and with patience… as I
thought a good little radio manager should do. The rest of it was
only in my head. But according to the look on Nikki’s face, I felt
sure she had heard me thinking how stupid the question was.
My wife tells me she can hear what I’m thinking because of the
“giant cavern between my ears that amplifies the sound,” but up
until this moment I had always thought she was joking. Never before
had I been asked a question where, to me, the answer was so
blatantly obvious. What else could “cue up the program” mean other
than to CUE UP THE PROGRAM?
I then began to realize that for the past four
hours I had been speaking a language that my new intern had never
been exposed to. It would be, to me, like sitting in a seminar on
how to build and program my own computer. Some of the words I would
hear might sound slightly familiar, but I would have no clue as to
what they meant and even less how to use them in a practical sense.
We radio people have a vocabulary that is unique
to our surroundings, and although we all know this on an
intellectual level, to try and leave those industry terms out of our
conversations is like trying to separate the red Play-Dough from the
blue Play-Dough after a toddler's birthday party. For the past four
hours I had been using terms like “cue” and “pot” and “VU meter” and
“monitor” and “back-timing” and “cart” as if I were describing items
from a Denny’s breakfast menu. Not once did it ever occur to me that
these terms (as familiar as they are to me) had absolutely no
substance or meaning to my new intern.
For the rest of the afternoon I attempted to
censor my language to only words that I knew Nikki would understand…
and I continually failed. It was embarrassing. I was in the
communications business and I was used to talking to
thousands of people at a time over the air, but I couldn’t relay a
simple thought as to how to do something in terms that a layman
could understand. The entire afternoon the conversation was filled
with “er…” and “uh…” and “I mean…” and “let me put it this way…” and
“in other words…”
I was suddenly aware of how often I used radio
jargon with new recruits who had likely never been exposed to it
before coming to me. Do these students not take broadcasting courses
in college? Is there not a part of these course curriculums that
explain radio terminology? Guess not!
In my handful of years in radio management, I
oversaw production departments, air staffs, operations departments,
and communicated with traffic departments on a daily basis. In
looking back at every memo that I’ve sent out during my radio
management career (yes, I’ve kept them all - sad, huh?), I noticed
that they all had been filled with language that an outsider
wouldn’t have been able to decipher even with the help of a Dick
Tracy decoder ring.
In the act of training my intern, the intern had
taught me that not everyone who comes through the radio station’s
doors is accustomed to the world in which I live. And if I was going
to become the best radio manager that I could be, I’d have to begin
seeing things from someone else’s perspective other than my own.
In the course of only a few short hours, I began
to see my position in a different light. I was suddenly a mentor as
well as a manager. I was a teacher as well as a disciplinarian, an
encourager as well as a source of information.
I may be annoyed today at someone for not knowing
what a “pot” is (it’s that knob you turn to make the volume get
louder, Nikki). But I will get past my stupid little pet peeves and
do, to the best of my ability, the job that this sad-eyed, naïve
intern expects and needs of me. I will strive to be a great manager
- training her with patience and understanding, and encouraging her
when she fails. I’ll act with professionalism when needed and with
light-heartedness when the moment calls for it. I’ll let her know
that to err is human, to have an error free shift is next to
impossible, but to strive for one anyway is the sign of a true radio
professional.
I will be the manager that I met almost nine
years ago who took in a kid who’s only knowledge of radio came from
a late 70’s TV show and what he heard every morning on the local Top
40 station. I will strive to be the manager that smiled and
patiently answered the question I myself asked that very first day
on the job, “Why do you use 8-track tapes to play commercials?”
Darren Marlar is the owner of Marlar House
Productions, specializing in cutting edge imaging and free show prep
for Christian and family-friendly stations. He welcomes your
thoughts and comments at darren@marlarhouse.com.